What Your Wedding Dress Silhouette Says About You & How Insufferable You Are

November 16, 2017

He popped the question, you Insta’ed and Snapped that shit, and now comes the planning, the stress, the different colored napkins, the fucking flowers, the bridesmaids, the food…and of course, the literal most important part of planning: choosing the dress. We’ve all watched enough fucking times to acknowledge Randy’s place as our spirit animal and the dress’s place as what everyone will be staring at. You could think you’re really leaning…

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This Drama Between A Senator And His Neighbor Is Juicier Than Any Kardashian News

November 16, 2017

Neighbors are the goddamned worst. This is not just a common cliché – it is fact. In college, we had our fair share of upstairs neighbors who sounded like their squeaky bedframes were going to break through the ceiling and fall on our faces. That Seth Rogen/Zac Efron movie, , proved that even if you live next door to the most gorgeous human specimen to ever exist (call me, Zac),…

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The Best New TV Shows & Movies To Binge On Netflix This November

November 15, 2017

Welp, it’s November. Pretty soon we’ll be saying, “Peace out,” to fall and doing everything we can to brace ourselves for the upcoming winter and holiday season. Two things we can never actually prepare enough for. We’ll all accept the fact that going into hibernation means gaining at least three pounds from all of the family dinners and wine we’ll be drowning in to defrost our bodies and ice cold…

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Three Reasons You Should Watch These 18 Underrated Shows

November 14, 2017

We’re making memes smarter. So can you. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get started. There are so many shows and movies out that it’s impossible to know which ones to watch. So we asked our readers to come up with three good reasons to watch their favorite underrated shows. 17 Entry by TedStixon by TedStixon 15 Entry by okojemiako by okojemiako 13 Entry by chunkylemonmilk by chunkylemonmilk 12…

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The 5 Most WTF Casting Decisions For Teenage Roles

November 14, 2017

Hollywood hates casting teenagers to play teenagers. This is partly because they can only work a limited number of hours in a day, and partly because ew, teenagers. Because of that, most of the “teenagers” I grew up idolizing were actors and actresses in their 20s or even 30s. Some movies and shows have been able to make it work, but a lot of the time, a “teen” character looks…

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How President Trump Has Ruined Comedy

November 4, 2017

My name is Daniel O’Brien. I’ve had sex in over two different countries and engaged in some light, patriotic hand stuff in four. I used to write a weekly column for the comedy website Cracked Dot Com, and now I am its Creative Director of Video and Content Development, because ever since my boss left, there has been no one around to stop me from adding words to my title,…

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4 Reasons Sexual Assault Victims Don’t Step Forward

November 1, 2017

If you’re anything like me, a person who rarely pays attention to the ins and outs of Hollywood (beyond the Air Bud franchise), the sexual assault allegations against Harvey Weinstein barely registered in your brain. He is only one of the many, many, many high-powered men who have been accused of sexual harassment and/or assault in the last year. It’s almost impossible for a girl to keep all of those…

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The Secret Of NIMH Was Inspired By A Horrific Experiment

November 1, 2017

When people make ineffectual attempts to pronounce “NIMH” it’s often in reference to Don Bluth’s The Secret of NIMH. Famous for traumatizing children, the cartoon features a widowed field mouse who tries to save her sick mouse kid by getting help from a society of big-brained rats who dream of no longer having to eat garbage for sustenance. Why are the rats so smart? Because they escaped from the National…

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10 Facts You Never Knew About ‘Clueless’ That Will Have You Totally Buggin’

October 30, 2017

Christmukkah came early this year: Alicia Silverstone dressed up as Cher Horowitz and made all your 90’s dreams come true. Apparently her career is about six inches from rock bottom, so she agreed to appear on (still a step above competing on ). We don’t know what song she decided to sing—”Kids In America” or “Rolling With the Homies”?—but it doesn’t really matter because just seeing Cher “I Totally Paused”…

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I Live In Centralia, PA: It’s America’s Creepiest Ghost Town

October 29, 2017

Get intimate with our new podcast Cracked Gets Personal. Subscribe for fascinating episodes like My Job Was Killing People: 3 Soldiers Tell Us Everything and Behind Every War News Story Is A 20-Something College Kid. In 1962, there was a trash fire in a strip mine beneath Centralia, Pennsylvania. Well, we say “was” — there still is. That unassuming little fire ignited an eternal hellish blaze which burns underground to…

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Which American Girl Doll Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

October 11, 2017

As you certainly know by now, we have already told you which  doll is betchiest (Samantha). You’re literally so welcome. But now it is time to answer the second most important American Girl doll-based question: Which one are you? There’s only one way to know for sure, and that’s obviously to compare the American Girl doll’s personality to your zodiac sign and see how they match up. Rather than have you…

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The Right Wine To Pair With Every SkinnyPop Flavor

October 5, 2017

Last night marked the beginning of the end, the premiere of the last season of . Can we please have a moment of silence for Olivia Pope and her incredible collection of winter white coats? **Pause** Thank you. Before I continue, how tf is ending before ? Are you high, Shonda? hasn’t been worth a shit since my junior prom, and is still amazing. Sigh… I should have gone into…

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This Week In Pop Culture (9/29/17)

October 4, 2017

9/29/2017: How Standalone Films Will Actually Save The DCEU By Luis Prada Batman Forever sucks. But there was one moment in it that made kid-me so happy. During a conversation with Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne casually mentions Metropolis. With one word, the standalone Batman movie lets us know that it takes place in a larger universe, one which includes Superman, without a distracting cameo. It looks like DC and Warner…

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How To Be The Single Friend Without Being Pathetic And Annoying

October 2, 2017

I’d like to be upfront about a couple things here: 1) I am (fairly recently) un-single and 2) I was possibly the least cool single person who’s ever existed. So while I still regularly indulge in occasionally miss the 48-hour Netflix binges and bong rips, I definitely don’t miss the obsessing, the drunk texting exes, and the generally insane amount of energy I put into every tiny interaction with whatever guy…

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Where Each Member Of The Kardashian Family Would Be Today If Kim Never Made A Sex Tape

September 28, 2017

In case you live a full and fulfilling life and you don’t spend 3-4 hours a night scrolling through the black hole that is the Kardashian’s internet presence (Hi), then you might not have known that yesterday was the 10th anniversary of . That’s right, it’s been 10 years since this cesspool of a family graced our television screens and our hearts. 10 YEARS. I would say I’m both alarmed…

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This Is The Right Way To Initiate Rough SexNo ’50 Shades’ Required

September 26, 2017

A couple of years ago, the trilogy hit the shelves (as in bookshelves, remember those?), and our lives were more or less unaffected never the same. In a heartwarmingly American response, the millions of people (ugh) reading these books promptly went out to their local hardware stores and started loading up on rope, presumably to hang themselves with try out these saucy new bondage techniques. While these horned-up, determined women stocking up…

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What Slutty Halloween Costume You Should Wear Based Off Your Horoscope

September 18, 2017

It’s that time of year again. The leaves are changing, the air is cold(ish), and the basics among as are taking pumpkin patch pics. Basically, it’s fall, and that means every betch’s sluttiest favorite holiday is upon us: Halloween. As we all know from The Bible , Halloween is the one day a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about…

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If You Thought Game Of Thrones Felt Off, You’re Not Wrong

September 8, 2017

Game Of Thrones just finished its seventh season and lots of people didn’t like it and it’s still basically the best thing on the television, so …. Huh. I guess, pick up the pace lesser television shows? Maybe make time for some frigging dragons or at least a eunuch, NCIS. Read Next And then he got his head chopped off. Holy shit! Clearly this was a different type of show…

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The DC Movie Universe Is Sucking (And It’s Batman’s Fault)

September 7, 2017

Statistically, Batman is everything. He’s one of the most popular characters in the history of fiction, has more devotees than most major religions, and has been the subject of an endless amount of misguided tattoos. His movies are assured blockbusters, his TV series only get better with time, and his best comics tend to change the entire medium. And our fascination with him is ruining DC on film. After the…

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A Breakdown Of All The Tragic Choices In Taylor Swift’s “Look What You Made Me Do” Video

August 30, 2017

Last week Taylor Swift released her third grade Tim Burton fan fic lyric video for her new single, “Look What You Made Me Do”. Last night at the VMAs, she released the actual video, and it’s… a lot. To spare you the torture of watching it yourself, we’ve broken down everything you need to know so you can hate on it to everyone who’ll listen as if you watched it without…

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