What Slutty Halloween Costume You Should Wear Based Off Your Horoscope

September 18, 2017

It’s that time of year again. The leaves are changing, the air is cold(ish), and the basics among as are taking pumpkin patch pics. Basically, it’s fall, and that means every betch’s sluttiest favorite holiday is upon us: Halloween. As we all know from The Bible , Halloween is the one day a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about…


If You Thought Game Of Thrones Felt Off, You’re Not Wrong

September 8, 2017

Game Of Thrones just finished its seventh season and lots of people didn’t like it and it’s still basically the best thing on the television, so …. Huh. I guess, pick up the pace lesser television shows? Maybe make time for some frigging dragons or at least a eunuch, NCIS. Read Next And then he got his head chopped off. Holy shit! Clearly this was a different type of show…


The DC Movie Universe Is Sucking (And It’s Batman’s Fault)

September 7, 2017

Statistically, Batman is everything. He’s one of the most popular characters in the history of fiction, has more devotees than most major religions, and has been the subject of an endless amount of misguided tattoos. His movies are assured blockbusters, his TV series only get better with time, and his best comics tend to change the entire medium. And our fascination with him is ruining DC on film. After the…


A Breakdown Of All The Tragic Choices In Taylor Swift’s “Look What You Made Me Do” Video

August 30, 2017

Last week Taylor Swift released her third grade Tim Burton fan fic lyric video for her new single, “Look What You Made Me Do”. Last night at the VMAs, she released the actual video, and it’s… a lot. To spare you the torture of watching it yourself, we’ve broken down everything you need to know so you can hate on it to everyone who’ll listen as if you watched it without…